It is only mandatory that every student blogger posts about exams. I am only abiding to what is expected of me. I am currently in the Junior year of my undergraduate education. I must say that it has been a rough 3 years. The hardest part of college life - need I mention? - EXAM time.
It is bad enough that our exams stretch over a month, unlike most colleges/universities abroad. Firstly, the university board I study under, aims to kill us. But not instantly. They like to do it in a slow disgusting manner by sucking every drop of blood in our systems and cracking every bone in our bodies. To top it all off, we have more 'study' holidays than we do summer holidays. I have currently had over 20 days of study holidays. Now, my exams have been POSTPONED by another week, due to reasons they can't mention. Seriously? What the hell goes into administrating these exams. First of all, they need to do is get the exam papers ready, and trust me that shouldn't take more than an hour. Our question paper is nothing but careful selection from all the previous years' questions, followed by modification of the words. For example, changing 'Describe' to 'Explain' and so on. Next job of theirs is to find centres for all students to write their exams in, which almost always ends up being their own college. So what administrative reasons could they possibly have? Noobs of the first order.
We detest exams. We detest more, the holidays allocated for 'studying' 'cause only a handful of students actually study in the given period of time. For the rest of us, it is time given generously, to laze around and do nothing all day.
What I want to do:
Burn the administrative office of the University. Burn it till the last man inside is nothing but few grams of dust. (Wait, does using the word 'ash' make it more respectful? )
I am indeed a cruel person. For having such thoughts, I am surely going to hell.
At a point in the timeline of our lives when people are obsessed with memes (created to ridicule every thing on planet Earth, moving / non-moving, living / non-living), here is one created by two of my friends :
Courtesy: TJ & PJ
(Notice I am not disclosing the name of my university. It is on purpose. Do not think I am not thorough at what I write about. Or think that. Really makes no difference. I don't know why I said Do not think. Think away. Mind is the master of your body and soul.)
It is bad enough that our exams stretch over a month, unlike most colleges/universities abroad. Firstly, the university board I study under, aims to kill us. But not instantly. They like to do it in a slow disgusting manner by sucking every drop of blood in our systems and cracking every bone in our bodies. To top it all off, we have more 'study' holidays than we do summer holidays. I have currently had over 20 days of study holidays. Now, my exams have been POSTPONED by another week, due to reasons they can't mention. Seriously? What the hell goes into administrating these exams. First of all, they need to do is get the exam papers ready, and trust me that shouldn't take more than an hour. Our question paper is nothing but careful selection from all the previous years' questions, followed by modification of the words. For example, changing 'Describe' to 'Explain' and so on. Next job of theirs is to find centres for all students to write their exams in, which almost always ends up being their own college. So what administrative reasons could they possibly have? Noobs of the first order.
We detest exams. We detest more, the holidays allocated for 'studying' 'cause only a handful of students actually study in the given period of time. For the rest of us, it is time given generously, to laze around and do nothing all day.
What I want to do:
Burn the administrative office of the University. Burn it till the last man inside is nothing but few grams of dust. (Wait, does using the word 'ash' make it more respectful? )
I am indeed a cruel person. For having such thoughts, I am surely going to hell.
At a point in the timeline of our lives when people are obsessed with memes (created to ridicule every thing on planet Earth, moving / non-moving, living / non-living), here is one created by two of my friends :
Courtesy: TJ & PJ
(Notice I am not disclosing the name of my university. It is on purpose. Do not think I am not thorough at what I write about. Or think that. Really makes no difference. I don't know why I said Do not think. Think away. Mind is the master of your body and soul.)
No comments:
Post a Comment